tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20644480823652586332024-02-07T09:32:46.230-08:00Razi pe BlogAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03686603940144950375noreply@blogger.comBlogger804125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-7118696094658940392014-02-09T10:05:00.005-08:002014-02-09T10:05:57.652-08:00How are you ?<span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;"> La ultimul Campionat Mondial de fotbal...</span><br style="color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">In sala de asteptatre de la aeroport un francez si un italian...Apare flegmatic si un englez, care ii intreaba:</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">- Hey, guys! how are you?</span><br style="color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">- Ii asteptam pe argentinieni.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-5832234151893300602014-02-09T10:00:00.004-08:002014-02-09T10:00:44.547-08:00Alinutza la Soci<span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;"> Alinutza afla de Olimpiada de la Soci si se inscrie la patinaj artistic. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">Seful comisiei de arbitri o intreaba ce stie sa faca. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">Ea:</span><br style="color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">- Stiu sa fac opturi.... in cifre romane.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-67320329217699786392014-02-09T09:57:00.001-08:002014-02-09T09:57:24.954-08:00Cred ca ma înșeală !<span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;"> Se intalnesc trei barbati in carciuma si incep sa se planga de sotiile </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">lor:</span><br style="color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">Spune unul: </span><br style="color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">- Eu cred ca nevasta mea ma inseala cu un jucator de tenis, ca am gasit o racheta de tenis sub pat... </span><br style="color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;"> Al doilea spune:</span><br style="color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">Eu cred ca nevasta-mea ma inseala cu un fotbalist, ca am gasit o pereche de pantofi de fotbal care nu-mi apartin...</span><br style="color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;"> Al treilea:</span><br style="color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222c4a; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; text-align: justify;">- Si nevasta-mea cred ca ma inseala... cu un cal, ca am gasit un jockey sub pat... </span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-11557518280460308842014-02-09T09:53:00.000-08:002014-02-09T09:53:19.569-08:00Cu tigrul pe urma! In urma cu cativa ani, Michael Schumacher si Eddie Irwine au fost nevoit sa innopteze in India, intr-un cort...<br />
Noaptea, aude Irwine zgomot. Iese din cort si-l vede pe Schumi alergand in jurul cortului fugarit de un tigru . Ingrozit de ceea ce vede ii striga:<br />
- Schumi, vezi ca e un tigru in urma ta, fugi mai repede ca te ajunge!<br />
- Nu are cum, ca am trei runde inaintea lui...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-82501423704911995732014-02-09T09:45:00.004-08:002014-02-09T09:45:49.349-08:00Alinutza si ...golful<br />
Alinutza vine plangand la antrenorul ei de golf.<br />
Acesta o intreaba motivul pentru care plange.<br />
Ea ii spune:<br />
- Pai m-a intepat o albina exact intre prima si ultima gaura...<br />
- Hmmmm...vezi daca tii picioarele prea desfacute...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-50439149111746179282014-02-09T09:42:00.001-08:002014-02-09T09:42:42.577-08:00Gimnastica ușoară !Nutritionistul către pacient:<br />
- Pentru obezitatea dvs e nevoie doar de o ușoară gimnastica!<br />
- Va referiti la genoflexiuni, domnule doctor?<br />
- Nu! E suficient sa dați negativ din cap când vi se aduce de mâncare...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-81615733692157283052014-02-09T09:40:00.004-08:002014-02-09T09:40:56.566-08:00Nici mort! In timpul unui meci de box, unul din sportivi este aruncat la podea.<br />
Arbitrul il numara.<br />
Alinutza , aflata si ea in sala striga:<br />
- Asta nu se mai scoala nici mort. Il stiu din autobuz.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-41609949182100707302014-02-09T09:39:00.002-08:002014-02-09T09:39:21.945-08:00Dar el nu mai era !?<br />
Intr-un complex sportiv au intrat hotii. Vine politia si intreaba un atlet:<br />
- Si cum domle? Ai vazut hotul ....te pricepi la alergat, de ce nu ai fugit dupa el?<br />
- Am fugit, domnule politist, chiar l-am si depasit, asta in mod categoric. M-am uitat apoi in urma sa vad diferenta dintre noi , dar el nu mai era...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-36344533547661832832014-02-09T09:36:00.003-08:002014-02-09T09:36:50.275-08:00Cu siguranta...<br />
Boxerul isi intreaba antrenorul:<br />
"Crezi ca-l voi bate pe Charlie?"<br />
"Suta la suta", raspunde antrenorul. "Daca mai dai mult cu mainile prin aer, cu siguranta in runda a treia face Charlie aprindere la plamani."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-56991599017576738162014-02-09T09:34:00.001-08:002014-02-09T09:34:18.293-08:00Io merg la vale!!!La ora de sport copiii stau pe spate si simuleaza mersul pe bicicleta.<br />
Profesoara il vede pe Ionescu si-i spune:<br />
- Ionescule, de ce nu faci nimic cand colegii tai se misca...<br />
- Pai, doamna, io merg la vale...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-60128476343476930602014-02-01T06:12:00.000-08:002014-02-01T06:12:31.356-08:00Ce fac oamenii când n-au voie sa bea !!!<div id="yui_3_13_0_ym1_1_1391259398404_16046">
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> fumat un trabuc, au mai băut o cafea. Şi-au tras câţiva pumni, şi-au <br />
> învineţit puţin ochii. Într-un cuvânt, s-au relaxat civilizat şi au plecat <br />
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> -S-au adunat într-un loc trei ruşi. Au băut vodka şi alcool dublu rafinat. <br />
> S-au luat la bătaie, s-au tăiat în câteva geamuri sparte, după care s-au <br />
> dus la casele lor. Într-un cuvânt, s-au relaxat civilizat şi au plecat <br />
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> -S-au adunat într-un loc trei americani. Au băut whisky si gin , au jucat <br />
> poker, au rupt douăspe scaune, au împuşcat toate lustrele din bar , s-au <br />
> ranit putin şi s-au dus în linişte, satisfăcuţi, să se culce.<br />
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> -S-au adunat într-un loc trei români, au băut ţuică si-un zaibar , au <br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-46915942878896919772014-02-01T05:56:00.000-08:002014-02-01T05:56:11.517-08:00Fara termometru<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-15142539842918516002014-02-01T05:54:00.004-08:002014-02-01T05:54:51.101-08:00Consiliere<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-24996085398095853482014-02-01T05:54:00.002-08:002014-02-01T05:54:26.492-08:00O femeie adevarata...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-73739279018640197032014-02-01T05:53:00.000-08:002014-02-01T05:53:13.904-08:00Nevasta e nervoasa<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-52765448785071516942014-02-01T05:50:00.000-08:002014-02-01T05:50:15.591-08:00De week-endSe întâlnesc doi prieteni. Primul îl întreabă:<br />
- Ce mai faci? Cum mai trăieşti?<br />
- Ca în poveşti!<br />
- Adică?<br />
- Soţia - e Vrăjitoarea cea Rea, soacra - Muma Pădurii, socrul - Căpcăun, în schimb vecina e Ileana Cosânzeana şi soţul ei e Dănilă Prepeleac.<br />
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Într-un restaurant din Bucureşti un domn se adresează unui tip beat:<br />
-De ce beţi atât de mult? Conform statisticilor, de la alcool moare fiecare al 5-lea bucureştean!<br />
-Mi se rupe, eu sunt din Vaslui!<br />
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Doi şomeri se plimbă pe stradă. La un moment dat ajung la un cabinet medical pe care scrie „Medicina muncii”.<br />
- Vezi, ce ţi-am spus eu, că munca e o boală!<br />
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Ion către Maria:<br />
- Fă, tu eşti neam de boomerang? Eu te trimit la mă-ta şi tu vii înapoi?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-7793200619557607312014-02-01T05:04:00.003-08:002014-02-01T05:04:46.112-08:00Telefon... mortal!Doamna Popescu primeste un telefon de la Spitalul Universitar:<br />-<br /> Doamna, zice omu', va rog sa veniti de urgenta la spital! Sotul dumneavoastra doamna... dar mai bine va spun cand ajungeti aici. Va rog sa va grabiti!<br />Cu sufletul la gura, ia domna un taxi si peste 30 de minute bate la usa cabinetului doctorului.<br />Acesta o invita sa se aseze, cheama o asistenta sa ii aduca un pahar cu apa, <br />abordeaza o mina grava si dupa pauza pentru fixarea efectului, incepe:<br />- Sotul d-voastra a suferit un grav accident de circulatie!<br />Tipa ofteaza din fundul sulfetului.<br />- Are coloana vertebrala sectionata in doua locuri!<br />Femeia incepe sa sughita si sa se inece.<br />- De astazi a ramas complet paralizat si nu-si mai poate controla nici o extremitate a corpului!<br />Incep plansete si lacrimi.<br />- Va trebui sa-l hraniti cu lichide, sa-l stergeti cu grija la gura, sa-l intoarceti pe cealalta parte a corpului o data la doua ore pentru a evita sa faca pneumonie!<br />Plansul devine necontrolat aproape animalic.<br />- Va trebui sa-l spalati cu grija peste tot in special la fund pentru ca acolo se aduna o mare cantitate de fecale care vor lasa un miros greu in camera!<br />Femeia incepe sa-si smulga parul din cap.<br />- Si sa aveti in vedere ca acest lucru se va intampla tot restul vietii sotului <br />d-voastra caci in aceasta stare se poate mentine chiar si 30-40 de ani!<br />Femeia lesina!<br />Doctorul o repune pe piciore apoi cu un zambet in coltul gurii ii spune:<br /><br /><br />- Haideti doamna, ca am glumit! Sotul d-voastra a murit!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04602105931179456821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2064448082365258633.post-46527303144561588982014-01-30T19:59:00.000-08:002014-01-30T19:59:07.982-08:00Asa tata , asa fiu :))<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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